voracidous:

Good dad: Torgue teaching his explosion to make cookies (with carrots evidently)Bad dad: I dont need to explain that one

voracidous:

Good dad: Torgue teaching his explosion to make cookies (with carrots evidently)

Bad dad: I dont need to explain that one

ANYWAY ITS TIME TO GO VISIT W PANDY

ilikebruises replied to your post: UGGGHHHH i’m finally in san antonio

YOU’RE IN SAN ANTONIO IM IN SAN ANTONIO WELCOME TO MY HOME

LIKE RIGHT NOW???

UGGGHHHH i’m finally in san antonio

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

chooone:

I procrastinated a lot but I finished it for the final episode that is due for tomorrow haaaaaahhh

Jersey Devil

We can’t be afraid of change. You may feel very secure in the pond that you are in, but if you never venture out of it, you will never know that there is such a thing as an ocean, a sea. Holding onto something that is good for you now, may be the very reason why you don’t have something better.
C. Joybell C. (via medisoldier)

can’t decide if i legitimately slept or if i just laid in the dark for seven hours

tfw 94% humidity

AHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU (take lots of pictures. bonus points if they're selfies.)

I WILL TRY BUT TRUTH BE TOLD THE INTERSTATE IS A BORING PLACE……….

also y’all need to text me because i am lonely as hell and legitimately being alone/on my own is pretty depressing and surreal

i have one of my lloyd irving straps attached to my car keys and i’m pretty sure he’s keeping me safe while i make this ridiculously long journey hahaha

damn independence is NICE

next stop: visiting my gf