Fun fact: my boss looks like the first major antagonist in my novel and it’s fucking me up

today is my first day at work oh goddddd

voracidous:

everyones all excited about a playable handsome jack for a dlc in the pre-sequel and im just sitting here like

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raviesbar:

oh cass

measure-my-sleep:

vermivorous:

if anyone ever needs any insight to what goes on in measure-my-sleep's and my apartment just watch any episode of it's always sunny where charlie and dee interact

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME ON A SPAGHETTI DAY

no joey a spa day

if anyone ever needs any insight to what goes on in measure-my-sleep's and my apartment just watch any episode of it's always sunny where charlie and dee interact

bought ties and shoes and a belt ayyy

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

sunwukong-stoaway:

team-ravn:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

THIS HORSE IS ON FIYAAAAH

IT’S ALL 152 I AM DONE

sunwukong-stoaway:

team-ravn:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

THIS HORSE IS ON FIYAAAAH

IT’S ALL 152 I AM DONE

Playin Mario Party 3 on highest difficulty + going for miracle star rank because I hate myself

the-chill-man:

I need this costume.

Luke Pasqualino as Grey in Snowpiercer (2013)

You said it yourself, bitch, we’re the guardians of the galaxy.